$1 OYSTERS AT WHOLE FOODS

Shuck yeah. $1 Oyster Day at Whole Foods is tomorrow. Prime members only, of course- you only get oysters for the low if you pay the Bezos tax. They don’t really advertise it though, if you know, you know. Seasoned vets show up early, hovering by that seafood section like it’s a damn Supreme drop. And don't even think about calling ahead. They’ll take your order just to gaslight you when the oysters should be ready for pickup. They don’t have it ready because they didn’t even take the order. Wait with the others. And the sticker price? Never the sale price. But don’t freak out. Just have your phone ready so they can scan your Prime QR code. Honestly, these oysters alone make Prime worth it. And if you’re lucky, they’ll even shuck them for you. Depends on who’s working. 

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